Written by a wise friend and greatly appreciated by me:
"Sometimes I think there should be a frequent-flyer program or some other type of credits system for the injuries some of us have had to suffer as single women. As in, when a guy doesn't return a message because he is a complete candyass, you get 10 points towards a facial or something. When a guy stands you up, maybe you would get a bottle of champagne... and when you get dumped by a guy that himself should have been the dumpee, you get a car."
I hope some of you enjoyed that as much as I do every time I read it. :)
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This is so brilliant! I, of course, wish such a system existed because I would be livin' LARGE! (Even though I'm in a happy situation now, if those points were retroactive, I would be owed a boatload.) Plus, many of my lady friends and I could probably pool together our points and buy a vacation home in Tuscany.
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